Rule 4

In accordance with Robert Stacey McCain’s Rule 4 , Alex Knapper of FrumForum and Richard Spencer are having a little pissing match to pump up their page views. Knapper racism-baits, Spencer gay-baits, playing out like a fight between the Alpha Betas and the Tri-Lambs. Inspired by this, I’m making my own pissing matches:

ALL MY CLAIMS ARE TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT MADE UP AT ALL!

Richard Spencer jerks off to Laibach videos.

David Frum hired Tim Mak and Alex Knapper for their houseboy skills.

In addition to having the best cafeteria in D.C., the American Enterprise Institute has an S&M dungeon. (Hey, where do you think the waterboarding idea came from?)

Jack Donovan is the real-life Frank Fitts, he gonna kill Lester any day now.

Online magazines that desperately try to make conservatism hip and edgy whether it’s rehashed “compassionate conservatism” (read: big government conservatism) or “radical traditionalism” (It’s radical, so it must be like, totally awesome, right?) are gayer than Bill Schulz.

Come after me, beta boys! I’m a man, I’m 40!

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